Scene: Jordan’s office. (More about the blog’s origin and the author.)
Gelly (Jordan’s assistant): Mr. Abel, you have an unexpected visitor, JC. You have no appointments for the next hour if you want to see her.”
Jordan: “Sure. Send her in.”
JC: “Thanks, Gelly. Well, well, Mr. Bigshot. I feel honored to be able to see you.”
Jordan: “C’mon, JC, cut the BS. Come over here and let me give you a hug.”
JC: “Careful, that might be considered sexual harassment and get you fired.”
Jordan: “I wish. Please report me.”
JC: “What’s the matter? Things not going well for little Jordie? Wanna talk to mama?”
“JC, you have a way of humbling most anyone. Yes, let’s talk.”
JC: “Gelly was nice enough to get coffee for me. You need another cup? I’ll get it.”
Jordan: “Yes, please. Thanks.”
JC: “Well, he still has manners. And, yes, I know, black, no sugar. Now, what’s the issue?”
Jordan: “Not one overriding issue. Just frustrated that progress after the Revenge Revolution seems so slow.”
JC: “What did you expect?”
Jordan: “Thought the country would turn around more quickly. Get on a track where we were making real progress.”
JC: “Progress toward what?”
Jordan: “More effective government.”
JC: “What went wrong? Something happen to put things sideways?”
Jordan: “Nothing in particular. I think people did not have a clear vision of what they wanted after the Revenge Revolution.”
JC: “People knew what they didn’t want – the old way of governing will all the inequities.”
Jordan: “In retrospect, the Revenge Revolution was the easy part. The hard part is what to do afterwards.”
JC: “I suppose like the dog chasing the car. What’s he do after he catches it and sinks his teeth into the tire?”
Jordan: “Good analogy. It’s like war. If the enemy is clear, then war is easy…well the strategy is easy. War is always painful.”
JC: “So pretend you’re king. OK, pretend you’re POTUS. What’s your plan? The people and government need some direction.”
Jordan: “You’re making this tough.”
JC: “I’m making it real. For too long people in Washington functioned by being against something…whatever something was.”
Jordan: “Then the populous revolted.”
JC: “And said, we don’t want you to be against something. We want you to stand for something. So, OK, great swami…I mean POTUS…whadda stand for?”
Jordan: “How much time do I have to decide?”
JC: “Assume you have a nationwide broadcast from the Oval Office at 9:00PM eastern tonight. You better be ready.”
Jordan: “I know this is just an exercise…at least for now. But I think we should finish it and then consider presenting to POTUS…soon. Real soon.”
JC: “Now he understands.”
Jordan: “Gelly, if no major conflicts, could you, please reschedule appointments for the rest of the day? Thanks.”
Gelly: “No major conflicts. I’ll reschedule. And I’ll order in lunch. Tuna sandwiches OK.”
JC: “Great. Thanks.”
Jordan: “Alright, let’s list the topics we need to address.”
JC: “In no particular order, tax rate, national defense, trade policy, infrastructure, election funding…”
Jordan: “Whoa, you’re covering a lot of ground.”
JC: “You need to cover a lot of ground. The list is really made up of sub-topics. But we need to put these topics on the list before we develop a broader strategy. The grand plan, as it were.”
Jordan: “You’ve got my head spinning.”
JC: “Don’t worry, the big picture will become clear in a few minutes. Let’s keep going on the list.”
Jordan: “Social Security, health care, education, social issues…what else?”
JC: “Energy policy, foreign policy, economic policy…”
Jordan: “Yikes!! Enough, already.”
JC: “OK, the list is long enough. If you had to pick a few words to describe how each of these issues should be addressed, what would the words be?”
Jordan: “You are tough.”
JC: “Quit stalling.”
Jordan: “I’m thinking.”
JC: “OK, let me give you an idea that might help.”
Jordan: “When you think of how personal relationships should be handled, what words come to mind?”
Jordan: “Something very basic…and something most of us learned a long time ago.”
JC: “And that is?”
Jordan: “Treat your neighbor as thyself.”
JC: “Well, well, well, Mr. Religion himself. You working on becoming a rabbi soon? Such insight.”
Jordan: “Well, it’s true…and, no I’m not working on going to rabbinic school. My Hebrew is not that good.”
JC: “But you picked out the foundation for many religions? Why not apply the same standard to government policy?”
Jordan: “Separation of church and state.”
JC: “You’re not promoting a specific religion. You’re promoting a philosophy. Let’s try it as a reference for policy.”
Jordan: “Alright, let’s try education policy. The measurement is ‘treat thy neighbor as thyself.’”
JC: “Now, what does education policy look like?”
(To be continued)
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